if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

i’m afraid of you

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Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

Cher. (cher). “Ok !! RANT ! I have AMAZING Friend! Came from Mexico( no English ) got great job, raised amazing kids, paid 4 things in Cash!!Got Direct TV”

What is this world coming to?